If I Were My Own Sovereign Nation

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So if I were my own sovereign nation, let’s call me Pinkerland, this would be my flag. All of my people, so far that’s me, would wave it proudly and without shame. The bumble bee would be Pinkerland’s national mascot. All of my Olympic athletes would wear pink track suits with red stripes and tease their hair up into beehives. You are all welcome to join or better yet start your own nations and then we can have summits to discuss international issues. We could stand for things like cake for breakfast, sleeping in and shopping beyond our budget. We could also stand for painting our (rented) apartment living room walls hot pink with giant flowers.

Yes, that is a peek at my living room, much to the dismay of my no longer refundable security deposit. When you move every year you tend to be more “experimental” with your decorating. I think the quilt will look nice on my couch. It will be like a giant banner when you enter my apartment that says “hey I’m a narcissist, wanna hang out and talk about me?” Anywhoo, Pinkerland is a lovely place. I think my air conditioning is broken so the  climate isn’t that great but the food is cheap and the conversation is good.

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12 Responses to “If I Were My Own Sovereign Nation”

  1. Laurie Says:

    God Save the Queen! I would like to petition for citizenship in Pinkerland. Actually, dual citizenship. On odd months I will in a lovely loft in downtown, urban Pinkerland and even months will find me in my usual state of denial. Cool Quilt.

  2. pam Says:

    OH. MY. GOD.
    Can I come? I’ll bring portable a/c.

  3. Stephanie Says:

    I’m ready to move in. Oh my gosh…I LOVE the quilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Judi Says:

    Wow, and I’m still wanting to go to the cabin you retreated to in the woods. Fun looking at all of the creations.

  5. happy zombie Says:

    Pinkerland sounds like a utopia where one could eat messy stuff that crumbles to one’s chest… a secondary snack of leftovers… and no one would frown upon the nibbler of her recycled snacks. If Pinkerland is such a place… I would love to apply for citizenship!

    PS… I LOVE your wall! And quilt too. Everything!

  6. Amy Says:

    Looks like lots of fun! I like your ideas for Pinkerland, now I just need a babysitter. . .

  7. Lil Says:

    I wanna live with you in Pinkerland, what a happy place
    I bring the cake for the first breakfast, yummy, yummy

  8. jen Says:

    I’ve just discovered your fabrics and I have to say I absolutely LOVE them. In fact, I’m having quite a bit of anxiety over cutting the fabric! This quilt may never be started, much less ever be finished!

  9. Lucy Morey Says:

    I’m moving to Pinkerland tomorrow… I’ve packed my bags and so make some room on that couch of yours. Viva la Pinkerland!… oh, what language do you speak there?

  10. Tula Pink Says:

    Duh, we speak Pinklish here which is actually a Southern California, valley girl hybrid of traditional American English. This mostly involves a lot of abbreviations and acronyms mixed in with the occasional “totally” or “awesome” unless it’s something really fantastic in which case “totally awesome” or “T.A.” would also be appropriate.

  11. quiltmama Says:

    Oh my gosh, I have been so busy preparing for the queens arrival and the royal festivities of her T.A. Royal Highness’s birthday, or as we call it the “Royal celebration of Her Birth”, that I missed the blog.
    Your suite is almost prepared, Hedgeball green walls with full on Flutterby bedding, dust ruffle (the dust does fly when H.R.R. arrives) pillow shams by the dozens, the original Medallion quilt and of course freshly fluffed sheets. Ms. Pinklish we can’t wait to see you. Yaa You

  12. Megs Says:

    UGH! My walls are white and bare… come play with me in la la land and paint my world PINK!

    I miss you and love you… so so proud of you.

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